rain – Simon Wheatley

The measure of a married man

That, my friends, is the measure of a married man. Will endure rain for his woman and her rain vulnerable hair. #

We’ve walked nearly to the restaurant in the rain. She thinks she’s left her straightners on. “It’s OK dear, you go on and I’ll go back.” #

I feel like I’ve supported just about every single local food shop. Quite tired now, and damp from this uninviting and uninvited rain. #

Heading to the butchers to pick up the goose. The rain yesterday has frozen on our lane, and every step involves a slip and lucky escape. #
The freeze last night seems to have caught Manchester council unawares, even pavements on major roads are treacherous. #
Remember kids, goose cooking time is 20 mins per lb plus 20 mins; and as always the juices must run clear when the bird is spiked. #
Apparently, Carolyn tells me, all these buildings are called "shops". It’s all very confusing and nothing has an Add to Cart button. #